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Genital Name Generators

Lauren

The Girl Parts Name Generator is hereby christened the Quim Name Generator by me, for their inability to come up with something more exciting than “girl parts.” Come on, people.

I’d tell you my new quim name, but that’s personal.

If I had a penis, it would be called the “100% all-beef thermometer.” Why not a good Christian name like, say, Adam?

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9 thoughts on Genital Name Generators

  5. My (theoretical) vagina was also deemed “heart shaped box”. Lame. And my penis got the lame name of “Dirk Diggler”. Something tells me that if I repeat that, I’ll never get laid again.

    On the name, “Girl Parts”, though… That’s a tricky situation, Lauren. I remember having to consult a friend about my use of the word “cameltoe” before making a guestblogging post here. I came up with some rambling five word thing to replace “cameltoe” that sounded akin to “girl parts” which my friend shot down. “Do you want to sound like you’re 5?”, I remember her asking. And, just to throw in a Big Lebowski reference:

    Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

    The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?

    Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

    The Dude: Oh yeah?

    Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

    The Dude: Johnson?

    …Appearently, men are just uncomfortable being around vaginas. Wait, that came out wrong…

  7. I seem to recall that the Card character named “Quim” was pronounced “King”, but mostly I ignore Card’s pronunciations, which I find kind of annoying, especially since (as with Quim and Achilles (pronounced the French way) he doesn’t tell you the pronunciation until you’ve already got it in your head another way).

  8. Let’s see, my penis is named “Dirk Diggler” if I use my real name, “Fat Albert” if I use my real name (that’s “Raznor” for those of you who are slow”). Good to know.

  9. “Captain Kirk”??? That’s LAME!!! It’s not a Star Trek nerd and it doesn’t have a proclivity for aliens. Although it been known to boldly go…

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