You’ll never win a Koufax or a Bloggy, but at Feministe, everyone quick and witty is a winner. The only change to this round of award-giving and award-taking is that you must have a blog and you must provide a corresponding picture of some sort, proving that you deserve the award. Screen captures count as a picture. Be creative.
Rules for the Feministe Anti-Awards:
- Write on your own blog why you think you should win the award of your choice. Include pictures! Be thorough, not greedy.
- First person to nominate him/herself for the award wins the award. No, really. Leave a comment here if you cannot trackback, or use the Trackback Pinger.
- More categories will be added if any latecomers want an award of their own; however, no additional categories will be added until all of these are taken.
- Copy the award picture to your blog, announcing your undeniable win.
And the categories are:
The “Hare Beats the Turtle” Award
The “Grammar Police and How!” Award Maureen proudly takes this one!
The “Most Selfish Blogger” Award Dance an Irish jig for Tas!
The “Obscenely Crooked Toe (Or Nose)” Award Shake a maraca for Mizz Kittie’s eleventh toe!
The “Most Creative Pet Name” Award I almost didn’t take this one because fish are involved, but Sid wins for her goldfish named Bacon, who died before she could take a picture. He did that to spite you, you know.
The “Most Belly Button Lint” Award I’m giving this one to Jeremy, even though he won’t let Emily, his proud girlfriend, take a picture.
The “My Mom Doesn’t Know About My Blog” Award Joel’s mom totally doesn’t know about his blog. Proof in Lynn’s sidebar moblog.
The “Burningbird Lost in the Woods” Award AAH takes this one, beating out Shelley at her own award!
The “I Should Be Ashamed of My Liquor Cabinet But I’m Not” Award Fred Vincy should be ashamed of his liquor cabinet for not stocking Mary’s bottle o’ gin!
The “Loveliest Office Supplies” Award Dr. B’s obsession is a bit out of hand. Cheerio!
The “Your Mother Wears Army Boots” Award A hearty cheer for Lubu!
The “Most Egregious Hate Mail” Award This one goes to Grace at Dr. Laura’s Worst Nightmare for examples one and two. Excellent examples of hate mail!
The “Eden’s Snake” Award Amanda poses as a snake in the garden of Eden, except that she is the one bathed in light. Snakes always get a bad wrap!
The “Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing” Award Lynn scrambles for a few awards, but takes this one for the little sheep wolf’s ears taped on, beside Jesus in the manger. That one is definitely a winner, not the sad picture of the liquor cabinet.
The “Land Mine” Award
and finally,
The “Academic Asshat” Award
Remember that pictures are necessary to win (whatever that means).