I’m tired of being passed up for awards, and I’m sure you are too. Thus, I announce the Feministe Anti-Awards, a game of speed and wit, and preferably a boatload of pictures.
Rules for the Feministe Anti-Awards:
- Write on your own blog why you think you should win the award of your choice. Include pictures if necessary. Be thorough, not greedy.
- First person to nominate him/herself for the award wins the award. No, really. Leave a comment here if you cannot trackback, or use the Trackback Pinger.
- More categories will be added if any latecomers want an award of their own; however, no additional categories will be added until all of these are taken. Show us your moles, or take one for the team and give yourself the Brown Eye Award.
- Copy the picture to your blog, announcing your undeniable win.
And the categories are:
The “Most Shameful Stash” Award Congratulations to eRobin!
The “Reddest Hair” Award Congratulations to Krista!
The “Prettiest Car” Award Although SB provided pictures of her pretty CATS to claim this award, we will allow it because cats can hypothetically be modes of transportation. How many cats does it take to drive a sled?
The “Brownest Eye” Award Congratulations to Newswriter!
The “Brown Eye” Award Congratulations to the blogless Ryan!
The “No One Reads My Blog But It’s Really Good, I Swear” Award Congratulations to Amy!
The “Bad (In the Good Way) Mother” Award Do a little dance for the Purple Elephant!
The “Angry Feminist” Award Congratulations to Amanda (as nominated by Trish who broke the rules by nominating someone other than herself. Bad.)
The “Middle-Class Punk Rock Slummer” Award Congratulations to Jane!
The “Shameless Meme Spreader” Award Scribbling Woman wins by a nose!
The “Ugliest, Hairiest Raised Mole” Award Tild takes one for the team!
The “Messiest Desk” Award Congratulations to Roxanne!
The “Pretty Good Blogger… For a Man” Award Bang a gong for T.Rex!
The “Green Coffee Mug” Award Congratulations to Lorn!
The “I Can’t Believe I Blogged About This” Award Congratulations to Carmen! Lab Kat is a close runner-up.
The “Bigass Group Blog” Award A fist in the air for Feminist Blogs, nominated by Amanda who knows better.
The “I’m Ashamed I Own This Book” Award Congratulations to Trish!
The “Pinkest Lipstick” Award Congratulations to Bird!
The “Cutest Child(ren) Other Than Ethan” Award Congratulations to PickleJuice!
The “Pretentious Math Whiz” Award Toot a whistle for Raznor!
and finally
The “Codpiece” Award Congratulations to the greedy Ryan for accepting a second award on behalf of S.O.C.K.
Good luck, folks.
1/8/05: This round is over! Keep an eye out for round two.
1/9/05: Part Deux is in full effect. Get your Anti-Award now!