So while we’re talking about gonorrhea of the eye and infected sebaceous cysts of the head, here’s a question for the peanut gallery: What was your worst/most interesting/grossest injury?
Mine: When my sister threw a piece of broken glass at me and it sliced my cornea. It hurt, and required lots of eyedrops. I even had to wear an eyepatch for a couple weeks. My dad tried to convince me that it was “cool” because I looked like a pirate. Unfortunately, this was far before pirates were cool.