So apparently my sentiment that “sex is great” is controversial, because folks have taken it to mean “EVERYONE MUST LOVE SEX ALL OF THE TIME NOT MATTER WHAT.” Which is a silly way to take it, but hey, this would not be a feminist blog if we didn’t have a huge argument in the comment section over a relatively benign statement, right? Right.
So today I give you a list of other things that I think are indisputably Great. Great:
Pears.
Antlers.
Bourbon.
Exposed brick.
Tin ceilings.
Spaghetti.
Sea urchin.
Seltzer (especially pamplemousse-rose-flavored Perrier from the one deli in my neighborhood that carries it).
Spicy red wine.
Puke yellow.
Red nail polish.
Red lipstick.
Edison bulbs.
Massages.
Tangerines.
Tiny mammals that are not rodents.
Beards.
Pie that involves fruit not cream.
Babies in bear outfits.
Hot peppers.
Isabel Marant bodysuits.
Antique stores.
Stretch denim.
Enormous gold jewelry.
Tacos made by people who actually know how to make tacos.
The fact that there is a taco renaissance happening in New York right now FINALLY.
Bacon.
Dogs.
This song.
Go ahead, prove me wrong.