This guy? Totally loose.
I wanted one before, but now that I know it confirms my total whoredom, I’m doing it. This one’s for you, Debbie.
Just one thing: I don’t want the tattoo on my lower back. If I get it somewhere else, can we still call it a tramp stamp? Can I still be a big ol’ slut? Please?
I’ve written a lot about tattoos over the years. And while I know quite a few of my readers have them (I guess they are the exceptions to my generalizations), you still gotta wonder about why anyone would put permanent marks on themselves. I’m glad my religion forbids me from getting one.
In my view, they’re more forgivable on men. But, as I’ve written, a woman who doesn’t take long to agree to repeatedly put a needle in her body, generally doesn’t take long before she acquiesces to putting other things into her body. In other words, she’s easy.
Because, well, men are men and they’re forgiven all sins. Their tattoos aren’t indications of slutitude, or evidence of their desire to be penetrated by other men. They’re just tattoos. But for women, the willingness to put a needle in your body is an indication of a willingness to put a million penises in all of your orifices. Diabetics must be the sluttiest chicks ever!
It also takes a very special person to be glad that their religion forbids them to do something that they claim is really awful — because, what, otherwise Debbie might accidentally trip, fall, and end up with a rose on her ankle if it wasn’t for God telling her not to?
You know, I think murder is really bad. Thank goodness my Bible tells me its wrong, or who knows what could happen!
The comments are even better:
there is NOTHING pleasent about seeing a tatto right where the slut’s dirty ass in. I’m sorry, but any lady who has a tatto in the area and wears low rise jeans is a mark that says she’s a slut. How do we know if a guy is really looking at the tatto, or it’s just there as a distraction to really make the person see her dirty unattractive butt? Or…is it there to give the slut an excuse to ether have a belly ring or wear thigh (not hip) hugging jeans in the first place?
Look, I’m sick of having to see an asscrack from some slut sitting near me. And the sad thing is, this trend even goes as far as girls in the MUCH YOUNGER age range. And you wonder why pedophilla is going up?
That’s right: Dirty little girls are to blame when they’re raped or molested by pedophiles. Especially if they’re part of the legions of six-year-olds who are running around with lower back tattoos. Also, women with lower back tattoos have dirty butts.
It’s so bizarre that I almost don’t believe it’s for real. But yes, these people are serious. And ladies, in case you weren’t aware, social conservatives hate you. And they’re always looking for new excuses to hate you even more (abortion! the Violence Against Women act! sex without pregnancy! equal pay! low-rise jeans! lower back tattoos!).
I did get my bellybutton pierced when I was 16. It’s since been removed, but now I have a nose ring — how many whore-points does that score me? Is my ass dirty, or squeaky-clean?