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Those Maligned Peta Ads

A quick Google image search for “peta ad” will bring up a lot of images — most of them featuring naked, skinny white chicks. Some are cheesy Playboy-esque poses with hot veggie babes posing alongside cuddly animals. Their rejected TV ad used women in the same way that those Axe Body Spray ads do — to prove that if you do what the ad tells you, hot chicks will totally dig you. Others demonize the natural female body — if you have natural human “fur” (i.e., pubic hair), it’s Not Attractive. Still others use women’s bodies as stand-ins for animals, to show how those animals are abused. The abused women are still hot, naked, white, and sexy, again tying sex with violence, and sexualizing the abused female body.

They also infamously show Rudy Giuliani wearing a milk moustache with the words, “Got Prostate Cancer?” And then there are the fat-shaming ads (as a side note, I lost 10 pounds when I started eating meat again). Note that men’s bodies are used when PETA is mocking them for being fat and therefore ugly.

I agree with a lot of PETA’s goals. I wish we were less dependent on meat-food. I think the meat industry is abhorrent in their treatment of animals. I think there need to be stricter regulations when it comes to animal testing — especially cosmetic testing, which is largely unnecessary at this point. I think we need to raise awareness about animal abuse in all its forms.

But I object to the tactics that PETA uses. This doesn’t mean that I don’t recognize that PETA has been very successful in getting animal rights into the greater cultural consciousness and discussion. It doesn’t mean that I don’t recognize that PETA has done some very good things on behalf of animal rights. It doesn’t mean that I don’t support animal rights as a cause.

It does mean that I think their campaigns are sexist and racist, and that they’re willing to sacrifice the dignity and the rights of one group in order to make the case for the rights of another. As I wrote in the comments to a previous post, would we argue that it would be acceptable for feminists, in trying to demonstrate how cultural requirements of femininity are harmful to women, to take a critter, wax off its hair, put make-up on it, put it in a dress and make it walk in high heels?

Actual PETA ads below the fold. Trigger warnings abound. And I’m not even putting the Holocaust on your Plate ads in there.

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State of the Union: Hot Chicks Get Naked!!!

PETA’s State of the Union. Definitely not work-safe: Naked chicks and abused animals.

I must say, PETA makes me want to go eat a hamburger. The naked chicks schtick is getting mighty old. They lost me for good during their “holocaust on a plate” campaign, but every time I see a video or ad like this one, I want to be a carnivore simply out of spite. Because, clearly, they care more about the dignity of a trout than they do about the dignity of a human being.

And I’m someone who is incredibly sympathetic to their cause. I was a vegetarian for 11 years. In eighth grade, I mounted a letter-writing and petition campaign against animal testing. I seek out products which are cruelty-free. I do eat meat now, but rarely. I don’t rule out the idea of returning to vegetarianism.

But they are so incredibly self-serving it makes me sick. Their campaigns aren’t about animal cruelty anymore — they’re about PETA. And how outrageous PETA can be in order to get attention.

In this clip, a young woman goes from wearing a business suit and giving a State of the Union address to stripping down completely naked (Brazilian wax and all). How exactly that promotes animal rights is still beyond me.

Their point seems to volley between “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” and “When women get naked it’s like they’re meat.” The lovely Hugo sent me The Sexual Politics of Meat for my birthday in August, and the author delves quite deeply into the idea that we disassociate ourselves from what we eat — we see it as a steak rather than animal flesh. Meat is tied to masculinity, and women themselves are held up as “meat” to be consumed. It’s a fascinating read, even if I don’t quite buy everything she asserts. But her ideas about the cross-over between meat-eating and patriarchal society are interesting, and are showcased in this clip. The woman who takes her clothes off refers to naked chicks as “an American tradition” as she’s deriding the killing of chickens for food — conveniently ignoring that there are few things more traditionally American than fried chicken and Thanksgiving turkey. In other words, “tradition” doesn’t necessarily translate into “good.”

While PETA makes an attempt to re-associate viewers with what they eat — making them recognize that your hamburger is the flesh of what used to be a living, breathing animal — they see no problem with furthering the disassociation of “woman” from “human.” “Woman” remains a product to be visually consumed — an object, the way that meat-food is. Are women born, bred and killed out of this disassociation, the way that animals are? No. But you can bet that they’re raped, murdered, abused and exploited by the millions.

So PETA can, to put it as nicely as I’m capable of putting it, go fuck themselves. When they start treating female human animals as creatures worthy of respect and not erotic novelties to be used to forward their cause, then maybe I’ll buy the idea that they’re a rights-based organization. Until then, I’ll continue to believe that PETA is primarily out to promote PETA — not animal rights, not human rights, and not anything but their own brand of outrageousness.

Thanks to Chris Clarke for the link.

Friday Cat Blogging — Henry

djw of Lawyers, Guns and Money lost his beloved cat Henry on New Year’s Eve — just before djw’s party, which he couldn’t enjoy, because all he wanted to do was lock himself in the bathroom and mourn his cat, who’d died in his arms so recently.

Here’s to 2007. I’m currently hiding in my room, neglecting my hosting duties at my own New Years party, of which I am a host. Here’s a miserable way to end a miserable year–host a New Year’s party that begins 15 minutes after your beloved cat dies in your arms. It’s quite an experience. I’m now officially drunk enough to cope, more or less. I must rejoin my party shortly–Rob, if you see this, you should post a picture. Tomorrow, I’ll properly eulogize Henry. Onward to 2007–I’ve had enough of this year.

About a month ago, Henry got sick–it turned out it was her kidneys. She’s unusually young for kidney failure, and it’s possible she injested some toxins. Hoping the kidney failure was chronic and not acute, we hyrdrated her, took care of her, and hoped for the best. The last month of her life she was weak and inactive, but still enjoyed human attention and companionship. At six o’clock on December 31st, just after a feeding and some medicine, she left us. She was a wonderful, intriguing companion and the house feels empty without her.

Here’s to Henry.

So, wait, I thought the penguins were supposed to be conservatives!

That’s what they were all bleating about last year. Family values, sacrifice, yadda yadda.

This year, it’s different. Roy catches Lileks and Red State moaning about what a bunch of commies those animated penguins in Happy Feet are, what with their not-being-all-that-happy-footed-about-the-destruction-of-the-ice-shelf and all.

Perhaps they can console themselves with the fact that these penguins are cartoons. Real penguins, now real penguins, they’re conservative.

Well, except for those gay ones.

Dear Anonymous Girl,

I have a very hard time picking up after my own crap, so I sympathize, really, but I would prefer it if you picked up after your dog after it craps in my lawn.

This is partly why Chef asked you to pick up the dog poop that your dog left on my lawn last night, interrupting your Very Important Phone Call about how drunk you were last weekend. I don’t particularly like stepping in in a load, nor does Ethan when he goes out to play. Not to mention the way that dog crap in the open air tends to breed flies, which is a nuisance I really don’t want to deal with since I don’t own any dogs. Chef did decide not to remind you to keep your dog on a leash, which is also a city law, so consider that a kindness.

Is it so hard to carry a bag with you? There are trash cans everywhere. Use the ones in my driveway if it will keep the poop off my grass.

What I didn’t expect was to have to pick up the sack of empty beer cans in my yard that you threw from your car in retaliation last night sometime after 1am. Lucky for me, you left a receipt in the garbage which I found this morning with your Molson Ice cans and Express bag as I left for work.

Thank you for reminding me why I love living on campus so much. I look forward to calling the towing company this fall when someone parks his or her car in front of my driveway before the big game, as it seems to happen annually. I hope it’s your car.

Welcome back, students. We’ve missed you so.

If Doug Was a Guard Cat

Dog Bites King’s Bear:

A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children’s museum.

“He just went berserk,” said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday night by the 6-year-old Doberman pinscher named Barney.

Barney ripped the head off a brown stuffed bear once owned by the young Presley during the attack, leaving fluffy stuffing and bits of bears’ limbs and heads on the museum floor.

See Barney the bear killer look awkward here.


Don’t look at my laundry, look at Pablo’s long whiskers.

Doug Hates the Blue Ball

Pablo may hate the blue ball, but Doug really hates the blue ball. Doug sits on his orange chair and plots the death of the blue ball and Elvis’s baby binky.

[story via Cinnamon]

You Just Know It’s Bad When a Nun Takes Planned Parenthood’s Side

Ah, Dawn Eden. Such a special strain of hypocritical religious nutbag you are.

What’s got Dawn in a lather this time?

Seems that an anti-abortion group in Long Island got its abstinence-only education program defunded after the group’s executive director falsely claimed that Planned Parenthood was promoting bestiality:

In a setback for his program to bring together advocates and foes of abortion rights, Nassau County Executive Thomas Suozzi has rescinded his offer of a county contract to a group whose leader accused another participant of promoting bestiality.

Lorraine Gariboldi, executive director of the Life Center of Long Island in Massapequa, made the comments about Planned Parenthood to Newsday at the county offices in Garden City in February, immediately following a news conference where Suozzi announced grants for eight groups in an effort to cut down on abortions.

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Humor Break

Things are getting a little intense in comments, so for a little break, a video.

Enjoy.